The anti-party party
REND · MEND · DEFEND
We're going to turn D.C. off and on again.
Four lines. Short enough for a hat. If you can't explain it to your grandma while fixing her printer, it doesn't go in.
One standard. No double standards, for anyone, in any direction.
Washington said it first: steer clear of permanent alliances.
Your grandfather did it on one paycheck. That's the bar.
Bread should be bread. Farmers, MAHA moms and crunchy lefties already agree.
"They" = D.C. Not your neighbor.
The one who fixes everything. The one grandma calls. He doesn't make speeches. He unplugs it, counts to ten, and plugs it back in. It works every time.
"…the baneful effects of the spirit of party."George Washington, Farewell Address, 1796
He handed back his army. He walked away after two terms when he could have stayed for life. He turned the most powerful job in the country off himself. That's the original off and on again.
Nobody can say who bought us, because nobody can. We're the jesters at the court: the only ones allowed to tell the emperor his robe is very breathable.
